Oooo... This looks nice. 

"Tristan" (casselts) 04/27/2017 at 12:16 • Filed to: None

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Let’s look at the details...

Let’s click on the dude’s profile to see if he’s legit... Wait what’s this?

XJDano > Tristan 04/27/2017 at 12:18

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I guess there maybe a road under there somewhere..

Vicente Esteve > Tristan 04/27/2017 at 12:18

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I find it particularly funny when people trying to sell cars post pictures of them doing burnouts in the ad.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Tristan 04/27/2017 at 12:21

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EDIT: Nvm I’m an idiot

Urambo Tauro > Vicente Esteve 04/27/2017 at 12:24

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BUY NOW while the tires still have tread on them! I will be performing one burnout per day until sold, so ACT FAST!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Tristan 04/27/2017 at 12:26

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The “only works on speed five because knob is bad” thing is horseshit too. In all likelihood it requires a dash crawl to replace the resistor pack.

benjrblant > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/27/2017 at 12:28

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Also, if it’s only $35, why wouldn’t you just fix it? A flawlessly functioning anything will net you more money than a conditionally operating thing that just needs some sort of minor repair.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > benjrblant 04/27/2017 at 12:28

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I have reached a “so tired of fixing minor issues I simply cannot be fucked” state with things before, but in this case... no.

benjrblant > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/27/2017 at 12:31

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Ah, that’s fair.

Vicente Esteve > Urambo Tauro 04/27/2017 at 12:34

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Tires 3/4 life left on em.

Ash78, voting early and often > Urambo Tauro 04/27/2017 at 12:38

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It’s like a Dutch Auction! But more like Douche Auction.

Ash78, voting early and often > Tristan 04/27/2017 at 12:40

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He forgot to add “4WD make it unpossible get stuck.” This whole ad is so terrible, and not even ESL (which is forgivable), just terrible. Fine if you’re selling a $10 trinket, but not a car.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Tristan 04/27/2017 at 12:41

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He said never off-roaded nothing about boating.

Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > Tristan 04/27/2017 at 12:45

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Maybe it’s an amphibious exploration vehicle?

Jcarr > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/27/2017 at 12:47

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Definitely. I’ve had that happen on 2 GM vehicles. If you can get to it, it’s an easy fix. If you can get to it.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Jcarr 04/27/2017 at 12:48

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I had inside info - Opponaut KusabiSensei (one of my college buddies) had one go on his Silverado of that ilk.

Jcarr > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/27/2017 at 12:51

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It happened on our 2004 Envoy. Only worked on 3+. Took me 10 minutes to replace since it was, thankfully, just below the glove box.

Tristan > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/27/2017 at 13:08

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Yep... Definitely BMR, definitely a PITA on a GMT800, but doable.

Tristan > benjrblant 04/27/2017 at 13:10

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My personal favorite variation of this is “needs head gaskets. Already bought gaskets, just need to be installed.”

Tristan > Vicente Esteve 04/27/2017 at 13:11

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Or completely blasted with mud/buried in a big mud hole in the woods...

MrH42 > Vicente Esteve 04/27/2017 at 13:12

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Yep. Almost bought an NC Miata. Found the guy’s instagram. It included him clutch dumping, huge burnouts, and towing a trailer & motorcycle with it. Just awful.

Tristan > Ash78, voting early and often 04/27/2017 at 13:14

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“same as Tahoe or Yukon just longer with more room” just in case you don’t know what a suburban is and you’ve never heard of this new fangled nameplate from GM that they just started using in 1935...